Stormpelt being inui-ish

[fireh]

Stormpelt was sitting in her den. She had been thinking lately and had decided that she needed to be sure none of her clan ever got hurt. What better way then to make them so miserable after getting hurt that they would avoid it subcountously!
She felt a grin break over her face as she processed her thought process. It was perfect! She chuckled softly for a few minutes before silencing herself. It wouldn't do for her clan to come in and see her like this. They might think something horible of her when she hasn't even done anything yet. She settled with a smirk as she began to think of ideas. Should she scold them? Tickle them with a feather? No not bad enough. Oh she knew! She could make them drink horrible conconctions that had absolutlly no affect on the other cats bodies! It was perfect! Not only were they motivated they would increase their preformance in battle for defense and offense as to avoid getting hurt.
Stormpelt rubbed her paws together manically as she let loose an extremely loud laugh with a crazy grin that would scare even the most stout of heart and brave of soul.
She quickly gathered her ingredients and began mixing them together seemingly randomly. Within minutes her first creation was complete. She let out another loud laugh and crackled manically. "Let's just wait until the first wounded comesing and see how they react..." she pushed up the glasses that appeared on ehr face randomly up causing them to glint in the light coming from the entrance of her den.

[fireh]

It was many hours later that a random non-descript not to be usedagain clan member of earthclan came limping in.

"Oh, Hello~" Stormpelt mewed in surprise to her visitor.

"Hello, Umm I was play fighting with some other warriors and got thrown into a bramble bush," The feline said after a moment of stuttering. Stormpelt nodded slightly ignoring her clan members freaked out expression at her attitude.

"Understandable, It happens to the best of us," She said soothingly as she pulled the first of her many cococtions out of her storage area.

"Drink this whilst I examine your wounds," she said shortly as she shoved it roughly infront of him. She described it as an it because it looked green smelled slightly like vomit and was made of a bunch of really gross tasting medicines. Now if she made it right then he won't want to come back or fail to do better when training next time. She smirked slightly as he bent down adn sniffed it. She poked and prodded and pulled brambles out of his fur and skin as he began to drink the liquid.

Within seconds he stiffened and sprinted out of her den like his tail was on fire. Seconds later there was a heavy "Thump' and she knew her hypothesis was correct.

She smirked darkly,"Purrrfect." Her tail flicking her glasses back into place on her face when they slid down. They glinted erilly with satisfaction.

[fireh]

It was many hours later when Stormpelt was disturbed again.

"Fsssh~! That hurt you flea bag-,"Spat an irritated voice.
"Sorry, Sorry, I gotta hurry I told Stormpelt I would gather some merrygold leaves for her and have been running late all day," Came another more frazzled sounding voice. Stormpelt couldn't help but shake ehr head in exasperation.
"Timberpaw,Hurry up and get in here. I need those merrygold leaves a while ago,"She let out a soft purr of amusment at her apprentices anticts.

"Oh, I'm so so so so so so so soooooo sorry Stormpelt. First one of the queens asked me to watch her its for a while wilst she went to get something to eat only to get distracted and take absolutely forever to come back. Then one of the other apprentices ended up getting sick because of something he ate. Finally once i got him calmed down and near out of the camp the deputy said I had to have a watrrior escort me whereever I needed to go if it was that important. All of teh warriors were busy though so it took me forever wto find someone willing to go out and herb hunt with me. But I managed it, thornclaws said he would walk me to where i needed to go but i had to be quick but for some reason I could find the merrygold andthen when i found it It took me a while to gather it and come back," thornpaw said quickly nad all in one breath.

Stormpelt nodded absentmindedly as she put all but three of the merrygold leaves away. With the ease of practice she grabbed the leaves aand drapped them into the container that was previously unnoticed by Thornpaw.

"What's that?" Her apprentice asked tilting her head.

"Just something for the warriors when they get hurt to discourage such behavior from happening. Strmpelt watched as her apprentices face showed her thinking and connecting the dots.

"Oh," Thornpaw said after a moment before grinning at stormpelt," anything to help the arriors better themselves. Huh, stormpelt?"

"Exactly my dear apprentice. Exactly." And it was left at that.


(No thornpaw does not exists at this time but for the sake of explaining stormpelts neverending herb supply there she isan appretice med-cat)